South By Southwest (SXSW)
Here’s why we won’t be at South by Southwest this year:
1. We make real products, not virtual ones.
2. Half our staff is on their way to production facilities all over the world to oversee the finalization of 5 new products coming off the line.
3. We design one brand new consumer product every week.
4. We intend to spend our travel budget selling your products to retailers worldwide rather then frolicking with internet friends.
5. It’s in Texas. (Just kidding… sort of)