Tue, Sep 22 2009

The Split Stick Comes Off The Production Line

By ben kaufman at 8:13 am

Hello Faithful Quirks.


I have some news.  I made a video to share this news with you, however i dragged on for 4 minutes of jetlagged induced enthusiasm.  Most of you won’t listen to a 4 minute video– so here is what you need to know.


  1. I’m in Hong Kong
  2. The Split Stick is very awesome
  3. I ate dim sum today


I suppose you want more detail?  Fine!


  1. The Split Stick is now production approved, and I have a few in my possession
  2. The colors to start will be dark gray, orange, and pink (others will follow shortly thereafter)
  3. We doubled the memory capacity of the product from 2×2 to 4×4. You heard right…. 8 GIGABYTES TOTAL. That’s some large black bean curd, people.
  4. The packaging is kick-ass, and carries marc’s photo along with the names of all 377 splitstick influencers
  5. The factory will begin shipping to the US within the next 5-7 days, and then we will turn around and ship things to you within a few days of receiving them to our office/warehouse.
  6. You’ll be able to choose your etching prior to shipment
  7. I ate dim sum today
  8. I’m awfully redundant.

 

 

Until I return,

Ben