Mon, Oct 25 2010

Oh hi, Quirks! I’m Nancy, or Pei-Pei (see About Us for elaboration), and I am so excited to be the newest addition to the Finance/Ops team!
I was brought on to manage the growing Quirky inventory from all our sweet products. With two product selections a week now, a growing retail presence, and holiday season right around the corner, I’m here to make sure the products are where they’re supposed to be and ready for business. I’ll be diving right in to build the inventory accounting function and compulsively track your products from start to finish.
The Finance/Ops crew made it very clear that I need to bring number crunching to a whole new level of kickass. I agree, so on my first day I showed them a product analysis file AND a box of scones. How ‘bout them apples? In short, I’m here to make things happen and have a lot of fun doing it. I’m feeling all sorts of fantastic about this because the amount of intelligence, creativity, and passion in this office is unbelievable and I am so happy to be a part of this team.
Now, some random snippets of delight about me:
I fist-pumped my way across the Pacific Ocean at the ripe age of 4 because someone told me there were unicorns in America. This was a cruel and unfunny joke. To soothe my heartache, my parents (HI MOM AND DAD) bought me a Chow-Chow puppy, which is some sort of hybrid between a lion, a grizzly bear, and a piece of popcorn, with a purple tongue. Pei-Pei and Chow-Chow… I can’t make this up.
Anyone who has ever seen me in the presence of a candy bar knows to physically restrain me because I will eat a 2 lb. bag of jelly bellies in one sitting then curl up in fetal position for the rest of the night on the floor.
I really like headbands. The more offensive, the better. Sometimes I like to bring out the good ol’ mini sequined top hat headband, which drops my friend count faster than Speedy Gonzalez.
I frequently think about how cool it was when we got bathed in bowls when we were babies. Granted I picture a giant white porcelain bowl with perfect soapy bubbles, but I’m just sayin’…
Every day I find myself dressing just a liiiittle bit more like a penguin. I’ve realized there’s really no use in fighting it.