Thu, Feb 11 2010

Tiny Dino, we told you not to venture out into the freezing post-blizzard misery. But did you listen? Oh no. And now you’re stuck — STUCK! — in the middle of Avenue A, with nary a scarf or hat in sight. Wasn’t the Ice Age how we got into this mess in the first place? Hellooooooooo, hypothermia. Goodbye, dinosaur. We thought you’d have learned your lesson by now.